Today was the most exhausting and frustrating day at the new job! At one point I went to the bathroom to fight back tears, splashed cool water on my face, and knelt and prayed. LITERALLY! I am so far ahead of my training. They have me doing stuff I shouldn't be doing for 2 and a half weeks. It is flattering that they think I'm capable, but I feel so in over my head. I just keep reminding myself that I am new, to turn everything over to God, and not to take for granted this opportunity.
Needless to say, by the time I got home I needed a good light-hearted laugh. I logged onto Facebook and found my friend Mandy's new Note. It was too cute that I had to do it so here it is...
Go to Google and write your name and the word ‘needs’, in quotes — as in “Heather needs.” Find the first 10 “logical” sentences that come up and make your comments after. Here’s what I got:
1. Abby needs help with her medications! (Oh my gosh... y'all have to do this. It is is so funny!)
2. Abby needs to go on some good walks so she can trim down and look her best. (Seriously I could not have made this up)
3. Abby needs to have a very expensive surgery to help her become a normal girl. (Okay, not so sure I'm enjoying this anymore.)
4. Abby needs her glasses. (I don't wear glasses, but I can't find my sun glasses.)
5. Abby needs your help. (Yes, she does!)
6. Abby needs a yard to run. (I already do.)
7. Abby needs her own dog. (I already do and he's adorable!!!)
8. Abby needs to get her groove back. (hehehe!)
9. Abby needs your prayers. (Always!)
10. Abby needs some good tunes. (OOO... yes... I love good tunes.)
One side note: When I googled "Abby needs" one thing that came up was, "Hamsters don't glow in the dark." What?!
Now you try!!!
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Well, I haven't done it yet, but I will add one... Lauren needs A NAP!
So I did this too just for kicks and giggles, and you would so appreciate. It pretty much breaks down like this:
The eerily perceptive:
*Mellie needs to think of something to write here (Like my thesis…that works)
*MELLIE NEEDS HELP!!! (Writing my thesis…Google is a genius)
*Mellie needs to engage her brain today. (Again—smart Google!)
The silly:
*Mellie needs TWO parrots!
*Mellie needs her ken doll. I want to poot & toot Mellie.
The sad love life:
*Mellie needs a good man in her life and you are that man—(that’s pretty good, but then it continues…Geez. I would get something like this)—and she is that man. And she wears pants. And you wear pants, oh lets just say your a gay couple
*Mellie needs a window of her own since the boys won't make room for her.
*Poor Mellie needs a Man. Perhaps I should take applications for you Mellie? Hmmm ....I could screen out all the losers/perverts/selfish bastards...
hahaha! Abby, this is too funny! Im about to try it!
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