Killer Beta Carotene

Okay, I guess no help on the whole iTunes movies, so maybe you can help on this. Jerrod awoke this morning abruptly (definitely not normal) and slightly startled. He had an awful dream. In his words, "I think I just had the worst dream." "What's wrong honey", I replied. He rolled over and refused to answer my question, insisting that it was much too dramatic and gruesome to discuss.

Later this evening as we were settling into bed to say our prayers before dozing off. I asked him, "Jerrod, you never told me why you were so startled this morning? What kind of nightmare did you have?" I was shocked... completely speechless... I had never heard such a... Oh my....

... He was chopped to death by a life size carrot! SERIOUSLY!

Yea! I know! Isn't that the most bizarre thing you have ever heard. I of course died out laughing. He on the other hand seemed somewhat offended. "You wouldn't be laughing if you had gotten hacked to death by a carrot with a face!"

Now I want to hear all of your interpretations!