Zoey Happenings

I thought it would be fun to document a few of the funny things Zoey says/does.  Since she is getting smarter and smarter, she can come up with some pretty entertaining things.  So, I have decided to call this little series “Zoey Happenings.”

Enjoy!

~ 1 ~

The other morning I was making breakfast and accidentally left the pantry door open.  Zoey must have snuck up behind me and ran back in the living room when I wasn’t looking because when I peeked around the corner to check on her, she was pouring salt in her mouth via the saltshaker.  I immediately ran over and said,  “Oh no, Zoey!  That’s yucky!”  She looked at me frantically and started yelling, “WATER!!!! WATERRRRRRR!!!”

~ 2 ~

Zoey loves playing telephone with pretty much anything. It’s pretty common to see her in my rearview mirror put her shoe up to her ear and say “Hello D.”  Well, she got a little more creative the other night.  She put her foot up to her ear and said “Hello Peeps!!!”  I couldn’t hide my laughter.

~ 3 ~ 

Zoey was in the bathtub the other day and started to use the rag to wipe her belly.  As she was doing this she was saying, “Belly. Bath. Belly!”  I said, “That’s right, you are giving your belly a bath.  Guess what?!  Mommy has a baby in her belly!”  Without skipping a beat and looking very concerned she yelled, “BABY GET OUT!”

~ 4 ~

Me: Zoey you’re going to have a little sister!  Isn’t that awesome!

Zoey:  (puzzled look)

Me: What do you want to name your baby sister?

Zoey:  BARNEY!!!