Tonight, Jerrod and I finally had the perfect waitress. More times than none we get people who are a little socially awkward or flat out rude. No offense. I am all about the socially awkward. Especially since I consider myself one as well, but you don't understand. We never ever get a waiter or waitress that simply keeps our glasses filled, is polite and keeps the dialogue to a respectable minimum. Sometimes, we even get someone who cares nothing about service and simply about hurrying our dining experience along.
But tonight at Chili's among all our fellow Montgomery residents the stars aligned. There was a loud clapping sound and sudden brisk wind... then from around the corner came the most joyful little 5ft bundle of cuteness and normalcy that was to be our waitress. Her pep, filled with sincerity and her swiftness of service lacking abrasive tone.
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Aaaaaaaa... le, hey, who, ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woop woop!
So today we salute you Mrs. Super Normal Chili's Waitress Girl! When it comes to top notch service and knowing just how much to say you are unlike any other! [keep those glasses full...] You have changed so many dining experiences and will never be forgotten for altering the perceptions of this naive customer. [Another sweet tea please..] So crack open an ice cold Coca-Cola you Queen of the Baby Back Ribs and be assured that your efforts are recognized and forever appreciated.
[Mrs. Super Normal Chili's Waitress Giiirrrrrrllllllll...]
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2 comments:
hahaha you crack me up!! your post really sounds like one of those budweiser commercials that used to "solute" peeps. Are you sure you werent the one writing them? ;-)
And another note, you arent the only people that get bad service in Montgomery...it is in EVERY restaurant and happens to EVERYONE. I think it is a given in Montgomery!
Honestly, I have noticed it in Montgomery more than any other city I have been to. it's almost like a shock when you go somewhere else and then come home again. Sad.
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